What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

— fri(end)s forever!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

How common are novels, animes, or mangas, that are both coming of age and thriller? What do you think of these kinds of stories? What are some examples?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-”She is very sexyful!”